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Jul 08
2010
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THE LAST AIRBENDER ReviewPosted by Charles Judson in Untagged |
THE LAST AIRBENDER REVIEW
By Jarren Ware
After watching his latest film The Last Airbender, I wanted to label M. Night Shyamalan a 1 trick pony but that's not entirely true. Besides The 6th Sense, Unbreakable was pretty good & Signs was ok too. So M. Night Shyamalan is a 2 ½ trick pony. I’m not sure if The Last Airbender was as bad as his last several films (the names of which I refuse to mention for fear that some poor fool will watch it out of curiosity) but it sure comes close.
For those of you out of touch with all things dope, Avatar: The Last Airbender was arguably the last good cartoon on television & no doubt the last original program to air on Nickelodeon worth watching. Long story short, the world is split into 4 nations: Air, Earth, Water & Fire & there are people who can manipulate the elements of their respective nation (Waterbenders, earthbenders etc.) The Fire Nation sucks & is taking over & everyone is waiting on the Avatar, the single person possessing the ability to control all 4 elements, to bring balance & save the world. The Avatar is a 10 year old boy named Aang who cryogenically freezes himself by accident and shows up to the party a century late. That's a really bare bones synopsis and I know it’s a cartoon but trust me, but it's pretty sick... Get familiar... With the original animated version that is... Not the movie.
With the Twilight franchise as the sole exception, filmmakers making adaptations of other works will never be able to completely satisfy fans of the original. Even when I put my personal Avatar fandom aside, and ignored differences between the series and the film and then reminded myself that it wasn't necessarily a film for a 22 year old college student, this movie still sucked. I thought going in that it’d be tolerable because all M. Night Shyamalan (who will be referred to simply as Night for the rest of this review) had to do, at the very least, was get the DVD box set of the show & add decent actors & some super cool special effects. 20 minutes into the movie I knew that this was apparently too much to ask .The films biggest shortcoming is that despite the fact that the ending is clearly a set up for a sequel; it tries to cram too much story into a small window of time. I understand that this is a pretty big challenge with film adaptations but I've seen it done rather well before. Night however, apparently believes that advancing the plot is more important than character development. Because of this people familiar with the television series are left disappointed as they’re never allowed to “feel” the characters they know, and those who are being introduced to it don't care when things go good or bad because the only detailed information they have on the character is their first name.
This film stirred up a little controversy because Night casts White actors to portray characters who were originally Asian. My problem with the casting is that Night cast crappy actors to portray characters who were originally good, mark my words: there are some potential Razzie winners in this one. All of the actors (except maybe for Dev Patel of Slumdog Millionaire) gave vapid and emotionless performances, delivering their lines as if reading from a teleprompter (the unprompted laughter & groans I heard from my fellow moviegoers throughout the film assured me I wasn't being an over analytical douche about this). Where the film falls it falls hard, as it not rushes sloppily through the story. The ellipses between time periods and transitions into flashbacks lack any form of originality or imagination settling for boring fades and inconsistent voice over narrations (I probably am being an over analytical douche about that).
If anything saves The Last Airbender it might be the fight scenes. Though the special effects are not necessarily mindboggling the scenes are able to keep one's attention despite the fact that the film is clearly holding back to earn a PG rating. The fights also do a good job of incorporating the different styles of martial arts with the different types of bending, but only a nerd like me would recognize & appreciate that so, they've got slow motion in 'em... slow motion is always cool.
So unfortunately The Last Airbender is yet another big budget flop, and yet another reason for us to hate M. Night Shyamalan who is creeping toward Michael Bay status in my book. I think that we'd spare ourselves a lot of disappointment if we'd lower our standards and just accept the fact that sometimes lightning only strikes 2 ½ times.
Recommendations:
If you're a fan of the original of the series, stay away! Even if you download a pirated copy of this movie you'll feel like you deserve some money back.
If you’re not a fan of the series but thought you might check it out, Paramount has already compiled all the cool parts together for you to enjoy at your leisure, take advantage!
If you have a kid who really wants to see it and you love that child dearly and will do whatever it takes to see him smile, take him and enjoy the fact that he enjoyed it so much.
If you have a kid who really wants to see it and you can't wait till he turns 18 so you can kick him out without any legal repercussions, tell him you're not taking him to see it and you're not going to say it again... Then be glad that you saved a couple dollars and be proud of your authoritarian parenting skills.
Jaren Ware is an Atlanta Film Festival 365 intern


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